Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

I'm just a guy who loves Pepsi and Time Lords in funny hats.

Gamer, Anime Fanatic, Casual Fan of Horses and Men. Viewer of various shenanigans. Writer of things that really should come easier to him.

8000 soldiers!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Just a place to host my pony-related ramblings.

Tired always.

There and back again.

Luna makes me do too much paperwork :(

Like 2nd-person sensual and cute fun? Well, there's about five or six other authors you should probably go to first. If you've read all their works, however, then I'm your go-to guy. Also, watersports

I'm not dead yet

Waste of space.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I like ponies.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

An entity of what does the wordsgood with ponies. Buy me a coffee?

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.

Death God

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Makes ponies cry

Some random noob who can't write who's here anyway

10 years of this and I am going straight to Hell

An aspiring Author honing his skills by writing about these silly little ponies. A Fox of few words outside the realm of fiction, unless he gets on a roll with something.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

About me: I'm old enough and still enjoying the fandom. I like to edit stories.

AKA: ScarletDuke; I'm an old story writer, trying to get back on the pony. As of 2024, I really just want to finish something.

I type stories using my hands

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5