• Member Since 18th Jun, 2016
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the legendary ass eater


I have a degree in official shitposting and I'm not afraid to use it.

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Y'know, I was once an average guy. A completely normal male human being. Sure I had my oddities but who doesn't, right? Then I woke up in Equestria after one too many shots of whiskey at 3AM whilst watching some random ass anime.

Now that in itself sounds fucking weird but that's not even the full story. Somehow good old reliable purple smart managed to not only change my species and my gender but also my age. Now I'm stuck with a lavender coated princess who has become my 'caretaker' and I'm being forced to go to school!

I still can't believe this isn't some crazy drug trip. Well, whatever - if this is a drug trip then I'm gonna make sure this will be the best drug trip of my life. So take a look into my new personal life and prepare to see the horrors that I'll bring to this hippy horse land.

[Sex Tag for references and innuendos - there will be no clop.]

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There was many things that this world did not know about in relation to magic. The majority believe it doesn't even exist, whilst some claim that magic is real. Sunset Shimmer knows that magic is far from fictional, she has spent most of her life in another dimension as a Unicorn after all.

One could very easily say that she is the most magically-versed human on the planet, but even she wasn't aware of what magic could cause the events to come. They appeared in the form of a simple card game, one that grew massively popular due to the lifelike holographic animations made to support it.

Sunset Shimmer decided to have a go at the game and forge a deck alongside her friends at Canterlot High School. Little did she know that this card game would change her entire world and change isn't always pleasant.


[Warning: This story will be using custom cards/decks.]
[This story will be NOT be using Pendulum and Link summoning/rules.]

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