I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Just a guy who likes writing and reading some pony fanfiction.

Will do when account comes on

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

"Consequences… Give a person a situation with no consequences and you’ll see the real them… Every time."

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Dude what the fuck

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

This Account is inactive. There won't be any more pony stories

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

I am not proud of what I do but sometimes it must be done.

I enjoy writing dark natured stuff and wish to die buried beneath 1,000,000 pony plushies. I feed off of the dislikes. Also a proud part of the Headless_Rainbow family.

Hello all! I am a Pansexual brony from Indiana! I write, proofread, pre read and edit for anyone and I do sketch art to anyone who asks! My profile pic is my OC Waveform!

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Anything is better than reality

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Trixie Senpai FOREVER!!! Ship Trixie with anyone and you'll make your fic 500% cooler/awesome! Also remember to give the golden mares some love! Mayor Mare, Cherry Jubilee, and Harshwhinny!

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Sanguinius is a pretty boring guy, eh writes fanfiction and doesn't listen to anybody.

I'm an MLP/Sci-Fi crossover writer. 'Nuff said. My stories seek to answer but these three, simple questions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC5QT6CWiSM

The next best thing to a typewriting monkey. Most of the time.

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

On and off.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Big Brother is Watching You

Just a lone rose, lost in the world

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I write/read clopfics. Most pee/omorashi.

“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”