It's fanfiction all the way down.

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

"If you are looking for fanfics, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career"

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

You can't see the forest...

You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it write.

Deadhorse.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

A star drifting through the cosmos.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

The sexiest man you've ever met.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I post reviews with astounding irregularity, and a story once in a blue moon. Message me if you need some prereading or the like.

No matter how far one heads down the path of make-believe, one must never lose sight of reality.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.