Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

So long, Space Cowponies.

time to get off this furry boat

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

Basically stories of Celestia and Luna bickering like sisters. Or Celestia being a jerk. Or Luna being clueless. XD

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

God, I'm so sorry.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Nowhere Mare

Read my stories instead

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

An internet reviewer and lover of MLP. That's all I got to say Creature of the Night out

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

I have many fetishes. Some darker than others.

Not much to say about myself -- I'm an Irish guy whose interests include MLP, video games, and occasionally writing fanfics.

~"If you want it to make sense, YOU say it."~

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

Commission Status: FULL

Wanted to start writing stuff about ponies and fiction!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

A writer. I try to write at least... Video games are REALLY distracting though...and work...and life...Eh. Well if you have time go ahead and give my stuff a chance ^~^ I'm a pretty nice person

Positive-Minded-Person

Leave a message at the tone.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Farewell.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Are you not entertained?

Pithy Statement

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

Just a guy who loves to write!

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Nazi punks fuck off.