sex is like a really good drum solo

haunted dog haunted dog haunted dog haunted dog haunted dog hau

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

home of rodeo applejack | official reins blog

i choose defeat. i walk away.

Keep moving forward.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

When I look into the future, I see failure.

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

trying to see how many ways i can hurt applejack, apparently Ko-Fi | Pronouns

Just a bat, sometimes writes, sometimes draws

I'm a Canadian writer. They/them pronouns. Asexual as all hell. I also have a Patreon now, if you're interested.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I just don't know what went wrong!

Has an unhealthy fixation on booty.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

te amo como la luna al sol, cuando no estas ahí brillo por ti

[they/them] Thank you for making room in your life for another amateur author. Let me bring you my gifts.

Everything is a Nemesis plot... Everything.

Hatch opens, stark light

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

do not mistake peace for quiet

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

British, Brony, plays vidjya garmez. Also ships ponies, because reasons. Twilight and Luna are tied for Best Princess.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Not a writer

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Struggling to edit and write, and starting to read.

Third-party archival project, do not contact Fimfiction staff for support.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

No.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Trees, birds, bees.

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

I love meeting new people, but they terrify me.

Ahoy~!