"If there's a book that you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." --Toni Morrison

The Low Budget Anthro version of Some_Leech. Now with 30% more Human trash!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Too much to write; too little time

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

"You think you know me..."

Things are stranger than they seem.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....