"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A little turtle who likes to write

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Babylon Five

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Tall, broad shoulders, short dark hair, or no hair, light skin, a bearded mountain man to be frank. That or a teddy bear. :3

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

*** Please consider supporting me on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/TMFF *** I used to write Clopfics, but now I prefer to read them, out loud on my Youtube channel.

Sugarcoat is best human pony.

Ponies.

What even goes here?

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

What to do with my life now

Too much to write; too little time

I write fics, I do talky-talk readings of fics. Find them on YouTube.