"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

My favourite is Applebloom! Spikebloom is my OTP!

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

sup im just a girl and um yeah i guess you dont need to know the rest so yeah

Oh look a bio...

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

Committed band kid, full time honors student, and a horrible writer. Hello, my name is Ragg Tagg, your new favorite author, and welcome to Jackass.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

why?no i believes it pronounced "why not?"

- No Bio Possible -

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.

I don't even English at all.