Try to imagine a life without timekeeping.

You probably can't. You know the months, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or atop your office desk. You have a schedule, a calender, a time for dinner or a movie.

Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check its watch. Bears do not fret over passing birthdays.

Ponykind alone measures time.
Ponykind alone chimes the hour.
And, because of this, ponykind alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures...

A fear of time running out.

With this mantra running through mind, I make my final pilgrimage to the throat of the world as one, sole thought courses through my mind. I know this is it...

...Ultimatum.

The bad news; There is no key to happiness.
The good news; It isn't locked.

Life is a delicate thing, only happening once and all. For Twilight, the one life she's able to unequivocally call her own has been recently turned on its head. It's not every day you inherit the duties of a kingdom, and to add onto that, become an alicorn. On the zenith of a new life, the young princess is taking time to prepare both herself and her assistant for what to come. Fortunately for her, good times and laughter never disappear at the library...No matter how strange the future may look.

When the spirit of Nightmare Moon visits Spike in his dreams, she presents to him everything a mortal could ask for; wealth, power...mares. After being shown the possibilities of what could be, will the young dragon still be able to repel her nocturnal advances? Or will he accept her offers, bending a knee?
How he proceeds is up to you.
[Hint; It's Interactive]
Also, I'm going to keep the 'Dark' on the light side, so don't you worry about things getting...heinous. It's just not my style.

Celestia's voice was rising as she and her partner, Luna, looked at chief Faust in disbelief. "Please, chief! Just give us another week and I promise we'll get him!"
Luna nodded in agreement. "We know we've got him! Discord is running out of places to hide! Just give us a little--"
Chief Faust stood up abruptly and smacked a fore-hoof on her desk. "Enough! I'm re-assigning you both to board-walk patrol if you so much as think about saying another word!"
"But chief!" Celestia shouted.
Faust waved a dismissive hoof. "Both of you, out of the office! Now."
The door slammed as the chief telekinetically booted Task Force Astral out the door.
Luna turned her head to her partner's with a smirk. "We're still on the case, aren't we?"
"You know it."
Task force astral

Receiving letters from a drunken princess can be a hassle. Everypony knows this. One pony in particular has her mind set on finally teaching Celestia a lesson. Troll-light Sparkle!

Celestia, having gone just a 'little' overboard with Apple family cider, decides in her stupor to write to her most faithful student, signed 'Trollestia'.

(An evolving comedy where the audience ((Hint Hint)) picks who they want on stage!) Mayor Mare, realizing the town is in a slump, decides with the help of her assistant to liven things up around town. With what though? Comedy of course! Thus, the 'Under Delights' comedy club was born! Upon opening, ponies from near and far flock to the club to get a good laugh, sit back, and expect cheesy half-slashed comedy. Who in town (or beyond) will let their comedic flag fly?

Remember folks, everything's funny 'Under Delights'!

"The Everfree forest, on the border of Ponyville the Everfree is an exotic mixture of serenity, chaos, wildlife...and danger. Should you ever find yourself lost in the Everfree, the odds of survival are slim to none. That's why I'm here, Colt Grylls, to give you an in depth guide to making it out of the Everfree alive."

This is; Colt Grylls: Survival Stallion Extraordinaire.

Spike had been living the good life out of Twilight's basement for some time now, turning it into his personal 'dragon-cave' and not having to worry about a thing in the world. All that changes when he's forced to move into the newly constructed apartment complex on the other side of town. A month later, Spike gets a new neighbor who changes his life. Or, more specifically, his new neighbor's dog Virgil. Whom, by the way, Spike alone sees as an earth pony. How will Spike's life change? Will this creature known only as "Virgil" help Spike turn his life around? Or will he ruin what little left that Spike can call his own?

A bizarre vortex has taken shape over the Everfree and strange ponies are appearing throughout it's confines. In the eyes of the public the ponies seem completely normal, they walk, talk, and eat just like the rest of us. But something about their visions they claim to have had before awaking is...offsetting, not to mention the fact that they just seem to appear out of thin air.

More concerned with the sudden appearances than their friends, Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Fluttershy and Angel Bunny must find out why these mysterious ponies are appearing and where they're coming from, risking it all in a quest for the truth.

Unfortunately the truth isn't always meant to be uncovered, and the Everfree is determined to prevent it from surfacing.