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- Saying that I'm an active author would be... er. Well, I still show up here from time to time. Okay! YES, You're right. I am still a contributing factor!

- So how about those incomplete stories? You know, like... almost all of them?

- I still log in. That means something! So much has changed, and so many writers have left and vanished - AbsoluteAnonymous, device heretic... such great writers gone. My being around still? My longevity? It seems so vapid, so needy and empty...

- I love it when you stress out, especially since you were such a small fish in this large pond. WOO! Your tears are delicious!

- It's true, they taste like gumdrops.

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Thanks new friend!

As for how I found you, it's a long-ish, story so bare with me.
I've just started at Fimfiction and I want to get into writing.
So after I clicked the new story button, there was a link to Ezn’s Guide to Writing (Fan)Fiction.
I decided that before I started to write a story, I'd read through that.
When reading through the guide, I was espicially intrested in the section "Show versus tell".
Because of that, at the end of the guide I followed a link to bookplayer's Tell, Don't Show. Yes, you read that right.
Somewhere in the middle of that article you were metioned.
So, I came to your channel -- sorry, I mean page -- and I enjoyed your Misinterpreted and saw that you, unlike most of other people whose work I enjoyed, are still writing.

I hope that clears up the purple'plexation.
I look forward to talking to you.

- Oh wow! Look! You have a new follower! YAY!

- Thanks for pointing that out, Pinkie! I'm so happy! Hello, Rollo Xi! Thank you so much for electing to follow me, I am humbled by your kindness. I'm glad you enjoyed my er... uh.

- What's the matter, Twi? You look purple-plexed. Get it? It's like perplexed, but your colour. Anywhoo, go on.

- I have no idea why Rollo decided to follow me, Pinkie. There's no indication here. Was it a story I'd written, perhaps? A blog? Ponies do enjoy my weird headache blogs. Maybe friends of theirs had recommended me? I... I'm at a loss, really.

- Have you considered the idea that this is all a ruse, and that somepony is having a laugh at your timid, inexperienced expense? Like, granting you the highest praise as a follower, yet doing so solely to confuse and puzzle you?

- ... like when you started following me, Pinkie?

- I'd never do that! NEVER! ... maybe.

- Thank you for the follow, Rollo Xi. I appreciate it and thus return the kindness - we're all trying to make friends, and there's no better way to make them than following. Talk to you soon, new friend!

- ... so are we friends, Applejack? I follow you all the time, read everything you write, answer all your blogs... do you follow me?

- Dash, ah ain't on this board. You follow me with a pair of binoculars, yew read my diary every day, and if interrupting every conversation ah have has anything to do with blogging, then... yeah. Do I follow you? No. I can't get rid of you!

- Wow. Super ungrateful.