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I'm just here to have a good time and write

Weeeelp, lets do this. Unto ash and ruin, forward... ponies, I guess.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

すべてのポニーは等しくなければなりません。

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

I write weird stuff.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

Blind Commentator, Actor, Voice Actor, Analyst/Reviewer, and Writer

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I'm a devout Smasher, Pokémon player, and —most importantly— Catholic. I'm so happy to join this great community with my own work, and I hope I can find a place to belong here.

"Oversocialization can lead to low self-esteem, a sense of powerlessness, defeatism, guilt, etc..." ~Theodore Kaczynski

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

Used to be Gordon Freeman

here's five dollars

You are an idiot.

Are you a Rebel?

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Writer of Fanfiction within the worlds of Ponies and Dragons. Main Account is on DeviantART, so be sure to drop in and say hi.

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

Former horsewords writer, current music/gaming blogger and aspiring YouTuber.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...