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Someone who forgot about ponies for years, but decided to come back when they started a particularly interesting pony project.

I write weird shit. That's really it.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

It's Complicated

Professional imbecile

To be honest I just write these stories as justification for their goofy titles.

404 brain not found. Replace with pony

So yeah. I thought I'd try my hoof at this clopfic thing.

who me

Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.

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