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Spherical Narcissist


I regret nothing.

May
19th
2016

Hydration Sucks · 10:44pm May 19th, 2016

I'm trying to be like a camel that drinks a fuckton of water at night so I can stay hydrated throughout the day. It's pretty good because I don't have enough time between classes to pee but it sucks since I'm such a pee bomb at night. Lol when I write fuckton it tries to autocorrect to fuckboy. If it weren't for beloved I'd probably never try this and I'd be a flaky desert:twilightblush:

May
14th
2016

Just finished season five · 8:00pm May 14th, 2016

The ending was really fucking cheesy. Well beloved did tell me that a bunch of bronies got pissed about the ending. I liked the episode with Rara.

May
13th
2016

Showing my friend the trash I listen to. · 4:18pm May 13th, 2016

He couldn't take 2 seconds of Yonkers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
I showed him the Frank Ocean song stuck in my head. I already put a link to that in the post before this one. He liked it.
His eyes went big when Tyler said, "well lick my dick how does that sound um" in Tamale
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxlJLz9M8hQ
He thought Melanie Martinez was pretty good. He recognized her voice from somewhere.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcVv9R1ZR84

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May
11th
2016

This Song has been Stuck in my Head · 9:39pm May 11th, 2016

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h7qwdHsr2tM
Doesn't his voice sound like melted gold?:pinkiesad2:

May
10th
2016

DIY shit coming soon · 8:15pm May 10th, 2016

Hey guys,

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May
9th
2016

You know what. . . · 5:06pm May 9th, 2016

I think at some point when I have a certain number of followers or just when I feel like it I'll reveal my face because it's a fucking masterpiece. 69 followers is too few to me. I might do it at 420 or 666 followers. Or I'll do it on my 420th or 666th blog post. Maybe I can show you my wife as well. She's beautiful. In the mean time you can read more of my trashblog posts. I can't write a story for crap.

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May
9th
2016

BRUH · 5:00pm May 9th, 2016

bruh
bruh
bruh

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May
8th
2016

Getting Caught Up · 5:37pm May 8th, 2016

Since my parents weren't around to judge me, I decided to get caught up on mlp. I watched 6 episodes. Is it just me or does Tree Hugger seem like the kind of person that would smoke trees in her downtime????? Anyway my favorite episode so far is the one when Rainbow Dash tries to stop winter for Tank. I noticed she was going through the five stages of grief and I thought that was interesting.

May
7th
2016

What is your Guilty Pleasure? · 8:59pm May 7th, 2016

Mine is Odd Future???? What is yours?

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May
7th
2016

Channeling my Spirit Animal · 8:37pm May 7th, 2016


No idea why it's sideways but ok. . .

My personal favorite

Look at this (fucking sideways!) work of art

Mm I would love to wake up to this potato every morning. How about you?

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