Let's head to the mosh pit, Shaka brah!

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Just an average writer of fanfics. My archenemy: Procrastination.

Only mostly dead.

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

Sea Otter, Tempest domain Cleric, Gamer, Writer. Currently nestled out on the east coast, watching icebergs float past. Discord: Tundara's Fanfiction Forum

I shall vow to follow everyone.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I used to be relevant!

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Tired always.

Just the occasional resident dragon here among ponies. Writing seems focused on game cross overs with some originals in the works.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Why am I still here?

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

time is a crime

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.

okay now kiss!

I aim to misbehave.

Pfffffffffffffttt....

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

I write things.

I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.