She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Celestia's exhausted personal paperweight.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Howdy

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

just a guy from Vegas, that moved to California and likes fanfiction

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

Escaped SCP: Always running, never stopping

I'm a guy who only likes MLP fan fiction. Tried watching the show, couldn't get through three episodes.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Six years on this account? And they say you can't feel old.

Remember, the future starts, with YOU!

Original Works. It was a good run.

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Rapists can climb

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Pithy Statement

The home of the Shadowbolts Adventures and various other stories, mostly related to Equestria Girls.

The Tomorrow King.

Follower of great writers and artists; I'm here to create stories for artists and spread the word of great writers everywhere, and I'm always willing to accept and give help to everypony

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

loves tiaras.