IF you have looked at me blog den you knows da drill, I'm drunk again and saying thing that I mean but still regrets fer being tactless. I apolergize fer da offense but da comments are never da less true! So consider that in yer future indevers to surpass yerself!! Oh, and if you know any ways to stop bleeding wit out a doc den please share... my lerft hand won't stop bleedern and it's annoying! Annoying but tasty!

Sorry sorry sorry sorry, SORRY! My BFF texted me last minutew and said "Hey dude! We should totally get together and shit!" and I loyally said 'Yes." which resulted in me being pretty drunk and combineing alcohol and nicotine for the first time so I am extra hammered and won't remember any of this tomarrow and 'm really sorry! Have thee a pleasent rest cycle, and let not the parasitic insects prevalent in the 16th century sink their mandiblers into your flesh!

If you're reading this then I probably just offended you and lead you to come here and bitch, or block... in which case I probably apologize.

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Not necessarily the most poorly written stories, or technically flawed. No these stories are abominations beyond all tolerance. Coming from me? That is really really bad. I thought "Hostel" was a good idea and considered trying it... yeah that's fucked up, but still nowhere near THIS bad. List is however in progress, ultimately it will be a top ten of the very worst abominations ever conceived.

1) 120 Days of Blueblood

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It's that time of the.. WHATEVER again! So I'm going to be blundering through the intertubes, INCLUDING FIMFICTION!! I apologize in advance... while I can still remember to.

So I'm going to be blundering through the intertubes, INCLUDING FIMFICTION!! I apologize in advance... while I can still remember to.