I write clopfics and clopfic accessories. Nothing else, really.

My name is Thunder and I believe I am the future. I hope people will crave my stories so I will have no choice, but to give you what you want. I hope I will exist in the future and get tons of fans.

After a few years of watching the show ideas always continue to bubble up in my head now's the time to release them.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

*Hits blunt* Lobsters are like mermaids for scorpions. *Wheeze* Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts. *Hits blunt again* Surely, if tomatoes are a fruit, then that makes ketchup a jam.