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2Merr


silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

May
23rd
2020

I need someone who is really bad at art to draw a thing · 3:00am May 23rd, 2020

There is literally zero reason for it, I just want to see a poorly drawn picture of Trixie standing next to an exploded Trixie, saying “I helped”

I would do it myself, but I’m too good at drawing. See:

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May
19th
2020

Soon™ · 2:53am May 19th, 2020

I got my motivation for this story back. It was behind your mom this whole time, and it’s taken me months to walk around her. Not only that, it was also hiding under my self-loathing and crippling fear of imperfection. I know this story isn’t perfect, and that’s perfectly k.

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May
17th
2020

This likely isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so here you go · 11:13pm May 17th, 2020

I was going to write human x apul, but the opening isn’t quite what I want. Despite this, I still liked some of the words and wanted to share.


You ever see an ass that changes your life?

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May
14th
2020

I made funny haha song parody · 10:09pm May 14th, 2020

To the tune of Seasons of Love: https://youtu.be/s1c3MARlJ0Q

>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand paying the whore.
>Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets.
>Why do you donate when you’re so poor?

>For shoutouts?
>For Thank-yous?
>For titties?
>For top donation?
>You think that she’ll date you for the right price?

>To five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred simplets:

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May
14th
2020

dear knighty · 2:10am May 14th, 2020

make comment thumbs bigger pls

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May
6th
2020

This is what happens when I try to write something serious. · 12:47am May 6th, 2020

I was going to write a thing about a dude slowly going insane in his hunt for immortality. The first paragraph below is as far as I got. After that, I kept imagining a buddy cop scenario where he succeeds in planting his soul into a crystal, only to realize it sucks, and then having his assistant (she was already 200% done with his shit when he was alive, but she stayed around anyway and now regrets it) carry him around until he finds a new body. He annoys her the whole time by being

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May
1st
2020

about Celestia's replies · 6:50pm May 1st, 2020

I will most likely not be writing them, but that doesn't mean you can't. Snow (may he rest in peppers) set a really good tone for Celestia in this story, and I know I will 100% fuck that up. The Celestia I originally planned to write was much different from his, but I'm glad things turned out how they did because I like his Celestia way more.

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Apr
28th
2020

I rediscovered an old list of prompts I made. · 11:11pm Apr 28th, 2020

Posting images on this site is weird, so I’ll just copy it over.

  • Everything is K
  • Anon doesn’t want to fuck horses anymore (very sad)
  • The Big Sad
  • 1-800-BoneAPone
  • Queen Chrysalifts
  • Along came a spider, Anon came inside her 
  • The math magician 
  • Chrysalis discovers the internet and wants to use it to find a marefriend-free colt

    • Chrys Chan

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Feb
25th
2020

boop · 3:14am Feb 25th, 2020

Jan
13th
2020

I fixed the fuckets · 4:01am Jan 13th, 2020

I swear I remember changing buckets to fuckets a few days after posting the story, but I guess I either didn’t save it or I was hallucinating. Either way: fuck you, fuck me, fuck apples, fuck trees.