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Hi.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

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A groovy mystery, gang.

The Swap Father.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.