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Swagdaddy_69


It doesn't matter if you're rich, if you're poor, if you're a regular person or furry...I'll still be an asshole to you.

Jul
8th
2019

Bloodwork · 9:57pm July 8th

Holy fuck, it sucks harder then a hooker on christmas.

I got it done about two days ago and had a mini-seizure, which apparently happens to some others as a reaction.

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Jul
7th
2019

Announcement! · 5:15am July 7th

My newest fic I will complete! I will not let it become every other damn fic I've written!

I will try to release one chapter every day!

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Jun
16th
2019

Why? · 6:37pm June 16th

I'm having a crisis right now.

I'm trying to write something at least decently interesting.

I then read something that makes it look like child's play.

My me to me conversation went something like: (Exaggerated)
"Oh, how cute! Eldritch magic that requires blood to use?"
"Yes. It provides a risk and makes sense."
"Well, it doesn't because what about mental effects as well?"
"It was made to use blood. To get more blood, you need to be smart in combat."

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Jun
8th
2019

A new fic side-series for Captain Clopper will be out eventually. · 5:44pm June 8th

The side-story barely anybody wants but I'm writing because I want to!

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Jun
6th
2019

A sci-fi faction name. · 11:26pm June 6th

The

Narcomancer's
Imperium of
Galactic
Greatness and
Extreme
Radiance
Spellcasters

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Jun
4th
2019

What should the next Captain Clopper fic be about? · 9:06pm June 4th

Keep it reasonable, within the standards of the Clopper series.

Remember I'm only doing around 1000 words.

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May
14th
2019

Great news! · 12:07am May 14th

I am actually a centrist!

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May
4th
2019

The Edgy Shitty Song: · 1:29am May 4th

Chorus:

Cease your faggotry or be,
mutilated by me!

So don't you see, don't be a furry,
else you'll beee murdered by me!

I'm a brony, which is fine, or at least allowed,
but only this time!
...
Why don't we all just jump off a cliff and die?
Die
die
die
die
die

What about life?
Why? Well, the purpose of life is to die.

Die you will, could be of old age or could be a kill.
Could be of cancer, could be a mine,

Why don't we all just jump off a cliff and die?

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Apr
24th
2019

I changed my profile pic. · 4:19am April 24th

My pic represents both sides of the political spectrum.

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Apr
1st
2019

A Bioshock crossover idea. · 12:57am April 1st

Sparker DeTwii walked cautiously into a small room. Looking around, she saw it was a bedroom of sorts, with a garbage bin, a bed, a few shelves filled with assorted items, and a desk with one of those Voxopones on it. Sparker walked in and closed the door behind herslef. Walking up to the desk, she pressed play on the log.

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