Cheez-its find their way into Equestria. They assimilate into pony culture, but an ominous cloud looms. Pringles have arrived in Equestria.

Pandering ponies pinch, punch, popping pleasant pleasantry, please. Think twilight tires Twilight? Think trinket tracing, that tires Twilight through the twilight. Seeking somewhere safe, Silver Spoon? Sprint, something seeks.

Along the path that I walk I find myself in many places, doing many things. I've just never thought that I'd be here, doing this. Why me? Quick, look at that bird!

What exactly does Celestia do while she waits for Twilight and her friends to solve all the problems of the world?

What if the ponies were actually ponies?

There are three steps to gaining recognition in Equestria. Step one: Find the batmare. Step two: Kill the batmare Step three: Make sure everyone knows you killed the batmare.

The hardest part is step one.

"I choose trick."

The door slammed.

Well, what do we do now?

Dat ass.

It's Nightmare Night, and the ponies are all having fun at Twilight's house, until the lights go out.

Twilight Sparkle goes on an adventure when she accidentely takes a dose of a dangerous drug. Luckily, Spike is around to keep her locked up in the library. Right?