I can do impressions. BADASSITUDE!!!

Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

Don't give up on life, don't give up on hope, and don't give up on yourself. ^^

Alas, I am a very peculiar pansexual strawberry with a particularly practical skill for painting purple stuff.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I draw and write things of suggestible nature.

Been getting a weird vibe lately. Disease, dispair and distrust. A sinister cloud of looming uncertainty.

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

New to writing, but really wanna try and get things out. Oh, and if you follow me, I'll follow you back. Something I got in the habit of doing back on Twitter.

When you were born, God looked down and smiled. When I was born, God looked down and said; "I've gone too far this time."

Greetings, you are lookin' at a pumpkin's user page right now, also that pumpkin is from Hungary, what a twist right? Anyway i'm basically a reader, don't really know if I'll ever make up a story.

Who am I to you? Who are you to me? Who are we to the world? What is the world to us? Life is a mysterious creature that you can only observe from afar, if you try to get to close it'll disappear.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Back again do the world of equestria! Riping and tearing trought the concorrence! >/

Lulled by stupefying illusions, the world is alseep in the cradle of infancy, dreaming all the hours away.

[aka FlutterWitch, aka MidnightChaos, aka The Witching Hour]

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I enjoy ponies. I enjoy coffee. I enjoy writing. So therefore, this pegasister enjoys FimFiction.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

I'm just some 29-year old dude from Canada hoping to become a screenplay writer one day. That's all.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Too much to write; too little time

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

For thousands of years I lay dormant. Now I rise for I am THE Lunar Toaster! Enjoy your toast.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Writer and Artist

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

What to do with my life now

Illua has passed away. Now, Her brother writes in her place.

*cough*"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"*cough*

Storing knowledge and stories slowly churning some out into semi readable works.

I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, complete.

I am just a simple guy, creating stories for the fun of it.

All that I wanted, were things I had before. All that I needed, I never needed more. All of my questions, are answers to my sins. All of my endings, are waiting to begin.

I guess I'm a budding Brony, just started reading MLP fanfiction after i saw Hiver's SI on Space Battles. I've been writing various Fanfiction for three years and will be posting new stuff here.