I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

I love anime. Hahaha. No real point in sharing anything else.

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Part time writer, full time ded

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Feel lonely? Need an editor? A proofreader? Somebody to talk to? Write me. I've been detached from this fandom, I want to make up for it.

Converting daydreams into stories helps me pretend to be human.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE!?!?!?

I know I'm weird but normal people are boring anyway.

Meep

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

If you are enjoying my stories, I thank you. Nothing means quite as much to me as someone really appreciating what I put out into the world. So, from the bottom of my heart... Thank You.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

The balance of Good and Evil. Currently resides in the 5th sector of Troy, though frequents such places as the Empathic section of the Canterlot archives.

Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

I have accomplished my halfway point of my goal and am now a halfway decent writer. Thank you to all the friends and fans who support me.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

I'm not a writer I just write because it's fun.

Been getting a weird vibe lately. Disease, dispair and distrust. A sinister cloud of looming uncertainty.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Just a new guy on this site

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

I also draw pretty pictures :3

A writer and lover of Sci-fi