I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Now, anyone can wipe!

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.