A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I am an editor. I've also tried writing, though I lack experience with writing stories.

Vinyl Scratch is best pony. Luna is Best Princess. I do other things, but not really.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!