thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

Horrifically Fun

Rogue animator and antagonist. Exactly what you needed.

No one is really a grown up. They just act old because they have to. - An anonymous little girl to her big sibling.

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm a simple cali boy with no life, and likes writing. When I'm not gaming hehe

I'm a Proud ABDL mommy. Writer of padded pony fics, a lot of fics about Shining Armor and his mom, several about Rainbow Dash and her family, and far more mom stories than you can imagine.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

"Every story ever told actually happened. Stories are where memories go when they're forgotten." - Dr. Who.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just your average, hopeless shipper.

My Ego is higher than DurteDom

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

All bubble-blowing fillies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied pony in the bar (bar).

Hi! I'm a relatively novice writer, and I feel a burning need to write about ponies!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Howdy. I work with animals and I love ponies. And I love when ponies are in love. Because we all do stupid things when we're in love. :D

A Wiccan's temples are flowered-splashed meadows, forests, beaches and deserts. Blessed be!