Nuclear Powered Cyborg Samurai Chicken with Paprika Seasoning

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

We are two people who do stuff. One likes ponies and can write, the other is indifferent and knows stuff. Join us for the shenanigans!

I've been a brony for a long-ass time, since mid season I. Only now bothered to make an account here for the sake of commenting and tracking stories.

A knight in Shining Armor has never had his metal truly tested.

"Be carful with those media people, they're all smiles until they pounce...Deceitful and underhanded the whole lot of them." __Inspector Fowler (adapted for spatial concerns)

I write stuff

I came and I brought bad luck...

Some random guy. Nothing more, nothing less

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

A humble Christian on a crusade for the purity of this website.

Just a casual reader and occasional writer. I know I make mistakes and I'll try my best to prevent them, but I write mostly to relax or just pass the time. Also English isn't my native language.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

rip

i am someone who has thought of doing this for a while so i did it

[In a battle with the Gravemind] Omae wa mou shindeiru

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Been writing since high school. It's rare for a fandom to inspire fiction in me, and MLP:FiM has done so. So, here I am.

I do this just for fun -- but sometimes I take myself a little too seriously. I know life's too short, but -- you know...

Waterworn doesn't mean squat when you're an eternal flame, baby!

Six years on this account? And they say you can't feel old.

Still a fan of most fics involving Twilight, but not as new. Still a little wet behind the ears as an author though.

Hello!

Too much to write; too little time

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I write horse words.

[ MESSAGE ME ] ✧ ぎこちない

If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Well, I just figured out how to do a short bio! So, yeah.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I moved here from Fanfiction just to see how well my stories will do here. Of course, I'm not looking for popularity, I would just love some feedback, just to see if I'm going in the right direction.

I'm an artist, writer, and a pegasister (or brony: brony is for both. I looked it up) My OC is a Kirin (or Qilin) named Dangerous Invasion. I take art requests! PM me for details.

A long-time amateur writer constantly plagued by writer's block.

You never truly know someone, untill the chance comes to stab you in the back. Those that don't can be trusted, those that do, are your enemy.