Howdy, I’m Burt.

A Functional Edgelord

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Royally appointed archivist of David's history

Ooooh! Butunz!

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

...Am I blocking your view, mortal?

Gettin quixotic up in here

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

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Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Done.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Moved on.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

I type stories using my hands

I'm back, I guess.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

It's just me Dark-Castle's friend