Sorry for the wait. I wasn't the one holding onto the camera, so I had to wait for the pics to be put on facebook by whoever did take them so that I could share them. For anyone bored enough to find interest in looking at pictures of other people's vacations, here you go:
Tobago Vacation Album

Some preview shots so this blog post isn't completely flat:

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Will post pics later. In the meanwhile, enjoy this picture of a bottle of water that I payed 20 fucking dollars for, just because.

So after reformatting the entire thing twice over, I managed to get it properly edited (I hope) and imported. Go wild.

On that note, I hate my ISP. 7kb/s is not enough, even if you're managing nothing but text. Here's an accurate recap of me last night as my net kept coming and going till that golden hour where I was just able to import the chapter here without being dropped like a sick beat:

Chapter's done. It's BEEN done. But, I haven't been able to post it here because there's some issue between this site and GDocs while importing that messes up all my formatting and this happens. Until I get a mod response on the matter, I'm going to have to do this the old fashioned way and just link to the story on GDocs itself.

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Exams are done. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

It means I spend the next few months procrastinating and playing nothing but LoL and Minecraft.

It means I'm back in business. Not long again, all ye loyal followers. :D
(I'll pretend I'm hearing more than just crickets)

Just so I don't seem completely AFK to this site, here's my schedule:

Got it? I made sure the image was nice and big so every cramped date could be seen. When that milestone is reached, I'll be FREE, and I shall resume my writing again just as I began last year (I started during the holidays last year as well. I think this may be a cycle of mine till I finish the last exam next year).

HOLD STRONG, PEEPS. I HAVE NOT FORSAKEN YOU.

So my friend has a thing for this guy, but he has a habit of hiding his videos and making them link-only. He happened to save some of his vids, and this was among them. So if you haven't heard it already...

... But not to my story!

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Alright, I'm going to stop procrastinating about filling my watchers in. I haven't been updating my story recently because of school. Not only did I have exams to study for, but IAs to do for each subject. This took me the entirety of the past two months, which is why I didn't get much chance to really sit down with myself and write.

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... and if it felt even the tiniest bit familiar to any of you (And I aint talking about the Harry Potter scene), here's why:

That's the final episode of The Powerpuff Girls. Notice any similarities? You might, considering that they are EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME (Minus the subliminal pro-communism messages hidden in the kid's show).

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So I watched The Wicker Man. Here are my ratings:

Acting: 1/5
Plot: 1/5
Characters: 1/5
Effects: 1/5
Originality: 1/5
Rewatchability: 1/5
Intentional Comedy: 1/5
Unintentional Comedy: 5/5

What I expected:
An engaging psychological thriller/mystery with a horrific and memorable twist at the end.

What I got:
The single worst display of acting in both recent and long-term memory.

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