Forget not that I am a derp.

I write to my fancy!

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Sometimes slice of life is saucy.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

I'm Canadian!

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Shaking off the rust

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Struggling to live with a crippling case of impaired motivation.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Are you not entertained?

Mostly harmless.

I became an enthusiastic Brony when I discovered MLP:FiM between seasons 3 & 4 via the review/analysis community. I hope you like my contributions.

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Pinkie Pie is Sexiest Pone.

Poor by Overflow

Mrrp

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

(Insert witty comment here)

You can't see the forest...