Apparently, I rate a follower even when I don’t do anything around here.

Moonlit_Stardust, assuming that you didn’t click the button entirely by accident (that’s my theory, anyway), consider this your official shoutout from the guy that doesn’t exist. I started doing this with my first follower, and I don’t see any reason to stop. I will drop by your page, read your stuff, and generally try to get to know you, and if there is ever anything you need from me, I will do my best to accomodate.

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I said I would be back. Well, for lack of a better way to phrase it, I'm back. I have returned. The prodigal son has relocated himself to his original domicile. Okay, so there are a couple better ways to say it. Also, the last one was false: I am not at home. I am, in fact, in Army barracks. So, yeah, there's that. It's kind of a drain on my time, and I am kind of tired, and it's currently midnight where I am. All of this to say, don't expect much content to start coming out on my

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Got you, didn't I?

While I am not exactly leaving the fandom, I am not going to be on this site for some time, as I will not have access to the internet. For details on this occurrence, read the first text block on my homepage here.

Oya Manda, ner vode,
In pursuit of Heaven, my brothers,
Pon'ika

I shall return.

But for now, I shall be gone for a couple weeks, unable to complete my fiction nitpicking duties. And all of FIMFiction feels the loss, I'm sure. But worry not, my internet friends, for I shall return to you in two weeks (give or take)!

I shall return and see if anyone has even read this by then.
Five imaginary bits says no one will.
Prove me wrong.

Hello, my fine followers and hello to all my friends out there in internet-land:

As you no doubt can see by my introduction here, I actually have a follower now! And just to be mean and clog up his feed, I've decided to make another blog post! Phoenix Nebula, you can consider this your official shout-out on my page.

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Good day, my non-existent followers and whoever else happens to peruse my page! Today, there is nothing that can get me down. Afternoon here in [town name redacted], Georgia shimmers, afternoon here shines... Today, I got a call from my Senator's office, telling me that I have received an appointment to the United States Military Academy. That's right - Pon'ika is goin' to West Hoof! Now I can finally back all of my tactical comments up with some real military experience! About 9% of

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Hey, there, FIMFiction!

I realize that my account has only been active for about a week now, but I've actually been on this site for a good while and only just recently buckled down and said to myself, "Alright, it's time. I'm going to make a FIMFiction account and stop going to the search bar to find out whether any of my stories have updated."

It was a massive step in my life. I'm amazed that I was able to convince myself to make such a huge commitment.

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