“Immortal princesses,” Starlight Glimmer said. “It really works, I’m telling you.” Sol 354, The Maretian
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever
You've got the heart of a phoenix! Profile Art by Bevin Brand. Writing: The Ex Files.
god gives her hardest battles to her silliest of girlies
Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.
I'm an electrician working in Fargo, ND. I love writing pony stories, and reading good fanfiction. My Patreon!
“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne
"Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent" - Victor Hugo
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!
I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.
I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )
No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss
I love to write, and I'll write just about anything. I seem to be most well known for my stupid little comedy pieces though...
E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social
Data-Scientist-in-Training and voracious fic reader. Occasionally edits/proofreads for people he likes, and even publishes story chapters once-in-a-blue-moon. Thinks he's a reneighssance pone.
"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π
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Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.
Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.