Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

28-year old fanfiction writer from Russia.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Getting better. I will continue to love both Twilestia and Twiluna pairings until the end. And Nightmare Moon simply is too cool.

I love ponies, bronies, and matrimonies! I'm an author, artist, and plushie-maker. I create stuff and I try to make it awesome. Relax. You're in good company. ❤ ~Since 2012~

Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed