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Lightning Farron


It's not a question of can of can't. There are some things in life you just do.

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Fimfiction Goals

- Write a story that gets 500 likes
- Write a story that gets 1000 likes
- Write 100,000 words cumulatively
- Have a story with an audio reading
- Reach 100 followers
- Reach 250 followers
- Write 10 stories

More goals will be added as I come up with them.

Update Status

For those who want to know where I stand on chapter updates:
* Note that my writing pace will slow on the account of an international move, a more heavily packed schedule, and a less powerful internet connection. To say nothing of a hurricane and the subsequent evacuation.

101 Ways to Kill an Alicorn:
Chapter 8: 6000 words

Nameless Story A:
0 words

Petty Revenge is Magic: Newest Story!
Who says you have to be alive in order to win? - an alternate take on the Celestia vs Nightmare Moon battle.

Jan
25th
2017

Submitted List of Methods · 3:06pm January 25th

So in light of the many suggestions submitted for 101 Ways to Potentially Kill an Alicorn, I decided to compile all of them and post them into a blog post. This way I can continue to update it as more suggestions come in and everyone will know what's already been suggested and done to prevent repeats.

Note that the ones that have a strikethrough have already been attempted and the ones in bold face have been proposed by more than one commenter.

List below the break.

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Latest Stories

Stories that Made Me Proud

  • He's Mine In which Twilight enjoys the benefits of a Spike shunned by society. by Lightning Farron 3,020 words · 4,518 views · 160 likes · 16 dislikes
  • Talking is Magic Spike had always been taught that it was better to talk to others about problems as opposed to resorting to violence but when enemies strike, can Spike use this logic to save Equestria? by Lightning Farron 33,933 words · 3,780 views · 354 likes · 26 dislikes
  • Friendship Born in Canterlot It was supposed to be a simple day of running errands for Twilight for Canterlot's #1 assistant. Spike hadn't planned on making friends with a certain alablaster unicorn filly and helping her find her parents. by Lightning Farron 16,487 words · 767 views · 38 likes · 2 dislikes
  • 101 Ways to Potentially Kill an Alicorn When Starlight Glimmer wonders whether killing an alicorn is possible, Twilight recruits her student, her assistant and the Lord of Chaos to find the answer. by Lightning Farron 77,824 words · 5,207 views · 415 likes · 34 dislikes

Stories That Need More Love

  • Talking is Magic: Equestria Girls Everyone's always been taught that it is important to talk about our problems rather than take matters into our own hands. Can these ideals be used to save Canterlot High from disaster? by Lightning Farron 16,891 words · 1,022 views · 36 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Friendship Born in Canterlot It was supposed to be a simple day of running errands for Twilight for Canterlot's #1 assistant. Spike hadn't planned on making friends with a certain alablaster unicorn filly and helping her find her parents. by Lightning Farron 16,487 words · 767 views · 38 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Snuggling is Magic It was supposed to be a lazy day after a hectic several days. Just him and his two partners who'd been working alongside him resting underneath a tree a top a hill in Ponyville. What happened next was something none of them could have anticipated. by Lightning Farron 3,667 words · 1,190 views · 38 likes · 4 dislikes
  • She's Mine For once, Shining Armor will be selfish and take what rightfully belongs to him. by Lightning Farron 2,203 words · 854 views · 49 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Holiday Surprise When Cadance learns that Shining Armor will have to stay in Canterlot for the holidays, she invites him to spend the holidays with her. Little does he realize that Cadance has something much more in store for him. by Lightning Farron 5,487 words · 835 views · 16 likes · 6 dislikes
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Tea or coffee?

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Tell me about this story in a PM.

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