Just your average british lad. I write things for a living. It’s the strangest living you’ll ever find, second only to my inability to take myself off of the grid.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

professional asshole

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

A girl that LOVES ponies. And Sunset Shimmer

“I've no truck with snobbery at all. To me they're all the same: literature, porno, dog racing.” - Dean Learner

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon