I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Dead as a doornail since 2014

I type stories using my hands

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Diminutive Equine Novelist