With a force of a thousand Derpys we shall conqueror the world. Nothing can stop us from our dreams of free muffins for the world. (Twilestia is Bestia)

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

Hi, we're plural.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

"My age is as a lusty Winter, Frosty but Kindly..." --- William Shakespeare

Just a little, old baby kitty...

'The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move'- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

All will bathe in the prettiest of flames. On a break from fim for a while.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it doesn't seem like such a bad thing to me to wanna put a little bit of it back together"

Just a 17 year old brony who enjoys the occasional read.