I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

Film buff. Cartoon lover. Superhero enthusiast. MLP fan. Transformers devotee. Impressionist. Actor. Singer. Deadpan snarker. S'all good.

Mistakes were made. Most of them were fixed!

I wonder at the littlest things.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Guess whose back?!

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I dig MLP Please support me on SubscribeStar https://subscribestar.adult/typist-gray

Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I exist

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

Writer and Spriter.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Discovered ponies December 2013

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

Reloading the Story Canon.

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

An unassuming author whose writing comes slowly. Loves romance, humor, and Spike; dislikes darkness, despair, and character-bashing. If you come away from his stories smiling, he's done his job.