Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

I actually am a scientist!

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

I like to make fun of poor people.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

I'm a writer of fluff, kibitzer, and especially interested in canon AU: Equestria Girls, the comics, etc. They are fun to play with.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

Mostly harmless.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Fan of Adorable Eldritch Abominations and embittered alcoholic Equestrians.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

I like ponies.

The unicorn sat with his little filly by the fireplace and opened the book once more. "Let's see what happens next!"

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

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I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

To Infect and Corrupt

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Not a changeling.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)