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Eleventh


As a somewhat popular minefic writer and My Little Pony fan, I decided a while ago to try out fimfictions. I enjoy injesting cake and spewing nonsense at random.

A Short List of Oddities Pertaining to Myself, Eleventh

This is a list of seventeen because seventeen is almost as cool as thirty-four.

1. I write - or wrote, at least - minefics as well as fimfics.
2. I don't see why we don't just make up a word that rhymes with orange.
3. I enjoy opening the HTML of any web page included in a school assignment, changing pictures on the page to those of cheeseburgers, and asking the class's teacher what is going on.
4. I am Mormon (or Mormane, since this is Fimfiction)
5. I probably have OCD.
6. There is a running joke in my math class: the common denominator between any two factions is orange. It recently evolved to "the answer to any mathematical equation is orange."
7 is 111 in binary.
8. I play the Attack on Titan Tribute Game.
9. I don't have Facebook, Twitter or any of those things and don't want to.
10. I forgot what I was going to write here.
11. None of the oddities listed so far are oddities (well, maybe the Facebook one). Also, quite a few further down the list aren't, either.
12. I am currently in the middle of writing a crossover minefic with a bunch of other popular writers on Minecraft Forum's literature section.
13. Wait, how come fimfiction.net doesn't recognize "fimfiction," "mlp," "fim," "brony" or "fanfic" as words?
14. I am nowhere near up to date on the definition of "brony." Last time I checked it just meant "fan of MLP." If the Internet's gotten even weirder and now it means you clop like I've been told it does nowadays, I am definitely not a brony anymore.
15. My chapter titles are unusually long (eg. "Chapter Three, During the Writing of Which I Developed a Slight Case of Writer's Block and Stared Blankly at a Cat for a Few Dozen Seconds, Wondering What to Write About, Before Deciding on a Queen Kicking a Door, Which Isn't Very Polite and Even Quite Rude" or something like that).
16. I call it "agar dot IO," not "Agario!" It's an AGAR! An agar is a thing! Get it right, people!
17. I proved that 2 + 2 = 5 and that 1 ≠ 1:

2 + 2 = 4
∞ + 2 + 2 = 4 + ∞
∞ + 2 + 2 = 4 + (∞ + 1) <-- ∞ + 1 = ∞
∞ + 2 + 2 = 4 + ∞ + 1
2 + 2 = 4 + 1
2 + 2 = 5

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

1 = 1
1 = 1 / 3 * 3
1 = 0.3 (3 repeating) * 3
1 = 0.9 (9 repeating)

1 = 0.9 (repeating) ∴ 1 ≠ 1

(This is totally real math. Trust me.)

An Elongated Biography And Self-Description

I hate the 200 character limit.

Firstly, who am I? Well, I go by many names: Nomolos; 5oloMan; chairseller; Sir Mister Professor Doctor Cartographer Navigator, Sir; Doorknob; Midget Man; Brother Shwan-Shwan; Smallomon; Han Solomon; Obi-Shwan Kenobi; Little Darwin; Ninja Midget; and about thirty others. Here, though, I am known as Eleventh.
Second! What do I do? Well, I'll stick to the Fimic-related stuff: I read and write. I do not and will not - as much as RainbowPotatoCake attempts to convince me to - clop (I also avoid swearing; every Fimfiction I post is completely clean in those terms. I also avoid the more detailed descriptions of gore and such as much as I can without losing Fimfic quality). I prefer to read and write fantasy-adventure to anything else. I write first on paper in my nonsense/writings binder, then convert to Google Docs, fix, reread, fix, improve, reread again and fix (usually), and then post. This makes it slower in some ways to write, but I am able to get my ideas down without constant use of computers.
Third: Why am I on here? Well, I first came to read and write fan fictions when I found some Minefics on minecraftforum.net. I then decided to write one (though I suggest you do not read it; it is terrible). I became somewhat popular on that site through an inexplicable stroke of immense luck, then slowed down in my writing. I recently was convinced to write a crossover Minefic with some other big writers, but that is Minefic, and this is Fimfic. I - being a few-years fan of MLP - got into Fimfictions recently and decided to join this site. Here I am now, writing a biography and wanting to read (as well as write) some Fimfictions!
Fourth is some other stuff about me that you should probably skip if you have something better to do than read this: I use somewhat irregular terms ("I seem to have misplaced my house" in place of "I can't find my house;" "anywhomever;" " somewhat regularic;" "peculiararitisms") on a somewhat regularic yet not annoyingly frequent basis; I have a page in my nonsense binder devoted to the word "seven," on which I have written the word "seven" nine times on every line of the sheet, then made bold some letters to create a bold shape bearing a non-coincidental similarity to that of the number seven across the page.
Fifth is nothing at all, excluding this sentence as well as the next! Have a nice day!

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2074898 Forty, actually, as of Tuesday.

Firstly, who am I? Well, I go by many names: Nomolos; 5oloMan; chairseller; Sir Mister Professor Doctor Cartographer Navigator, Sir; Doorknob; Midget Man; Brother Shwan-Shwan; Smallomon; Han Solomon; Obi-Shwan Kenobi; Little Darwin; Ninja Midget; and about thirty others. Here, though, I am known as Eleventh.

I think we're up to thirty-three now.

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You are most welcome, and the Ponymoticons really are fun. I wish you the best with your time here on the site and in the community!:twilightsmile:

2049897 Thanks! I will heed that advice if it is needed! Having experience with fanfics, though, I should be good for now.

. . . Man, these emoticons are cool. :moustache:

Why hello there, new FIMFiction user! Welcome to the premiere site for MLP fan fiction!:pinkiehappy:

Eleventh, if you have any questions about how the site works, then please don't be afraid to ask me. I'm glad to be of service, and we are all glad that you've joined on!:twilightsmile:

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