I'm reclusive. It's right there in the name.

K + P x C = Evil!

Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

I'm here, I'm there, I'm... probably not online.

An amateur writer with perpetual writer's block who has more half baked ideas then friends. Also I rake moons.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Let's see what I can do.

Watched the show. Joined the herd. Ponies on the mind. Veteran fanfic writer. ProfileArt provided by CoutnessMRose: https://www.deviantart.com/countessmrose/art/The-Well-859294420

Shy college student who writes bad fanfiction~

Fun Fact: Draconmannulus is a combo of Latin words, draco (dragon) and mannulus (little pony). Basically Spike. And now you know Latin. You're a Roman.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

The divine voice calls out, "Come forth and reveal your true self", and so the puppet walks into the light. Strings burn into ash, finally he saw the true form of him and divine, one and the same.

I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.

I type stories using my hands

Yes, I like constructive criticism

Demons run when a Good man goes to war.

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