“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Unless you count liking steak as interesting you should stop reading this bio.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just your average everyday pony fan~ And also, I'm the author of the Ruby Destiny series~ :3

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Inactive user. Floats around but no longer submits stories.

S'up, folks! I do pony fic for fun, and I hope you enjoy it! Give me a shout on Twitter @DMDash71 if ya feel like it!

Firefighter, 911 operator/dispatcher, racing & anime fan, onetime prolific fanfic writer (in his own mind)

Nanolathing stories, one letter at a time.

I am the one and only Chicago music horse!! Unfortunately my mixtape isn't fire, so I'm pursuing storytelling instead.

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .

The real villains were the friends we made along the way.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

The longer you stare at my profile picture the worse it gets.

Just a writer as a hobby.

"You think you know me..."

"Defend your clan, even with your life." - Warrior code, Warrior cats novel series. Also, if you don't like that I post Christian blogs, then please either do not subscribe/watch me or complain.

What can I say about me. I'm an Australian brony. I started watching the show just before the end of season 1. Celestia, Twilight Sparkle and Applejack are bestpony.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

24 year old Mexican music composer. Writes fanfics on the side. On hiatus.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.