*Insert poetic irony here*

"Words build bridges into unexplored regions" - Adolf Hitler

God, I need a drink.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

Death is not the end, loss of conviction is the end.

“Fate's boring. You're boring.” -Imploding Colon, Austraeoh. Part time catgirl. Will accept headpats as payment.

Be who you want to be but don't be who you don't want to be -The Crystal King...Proud Owner Of Fall Of Humanity-Verse Group

"Freedom is not a right. Liberty is not a given. This city needs an iron fist to restore order. There shall be no resistance. No matter who stands in our way." — Charles Bliss

One word to describe myself... (doesn't follow instructions well)

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

"We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass."

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

I'm an IT Brony who writes stories based on a show for 8-year old girls whose content is meant for anything but 8-year old girls.

Hello there! Just your average brony from Canada. I'm a self-admited geek and hopeless pedant. French is my first language but I'm NOT from France. All hail the Province of Québec!

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I write the countless and troublesome story worlds that I see in my mind for you're enjoyment, mostly to just make them stop! GTFO out if my brain and onto the site! *SMACK*

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Fanfic writer and connoisseur, this bag of fabulousness shall come for all of your sweets! ...or attention, please don't leave me. I'm lonely.

You want to know how to write a good story? You take a group of interesting, likable, wonderful characters, and you turn their lives into Hell on Earth. -- Chris Claremont

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

For his love of dog and the history of men was unparalleled.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

A tired, borderline insane, worker.

struggling new hampshire college student.

A Mediocre author who cant finish a story for the life of him. Also likes swords.

I spend far too much time playing BlazBlue. And Guilty Gear. And Dota. It's a wonder to me that i'm still able to get work done.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Sup, names [youcanread]. I love role playing games and fantasy stories. My best pony is Rarity and I hope you like my stories.

I came and I brought bad luck...

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Just a writer k

Just a human who wants more independent stories :3

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

And this is the part where you start groveling. I prefer screams of suffering MANE-ly!