I...I am a monument to all your sins...

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

When nopony ever seems to die, what does an out of work reaper do? He writes stories I guess.

Someone who wants to write from the heart.

space is a waste

Pithy Statement

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Too much to write; too little time

A drink sounds nice right about now…

Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

Meet your maker, Limit Breaker!

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

just a guy from Vegas, that moved to California and likes fanfiction

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Hail Helix

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.