The Rambling of a Drunken Cat

Don't let your memes be dreams

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Too much to write; too little time

If there was any way to cure laziness, I probably wouldn't know 'cause I'd be sleeping.

I'm making a video game now. https://www.patreon.com/theblueninja

I am licensed to kill... literature.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I thought you said weast...

I am a typical 14 year old Brony who has seen some shit...

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

I am the Autistic Writer. I have Autism (Aspergers Syndrome), but that doesn't stop me from writing great stories.

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Brilliant plots, total dick.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!