Amateur writer, professional slacker.

World's slowest things: 1-Internet Explorer 2-Fimfiction's story approvers

*Something profound.*

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not caring.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

God, I'm so sorry.

Horrifically Fun

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Retired fanficion writer.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.