I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Original Works. It was a good run.

Remember, the future starts, with YOU!

This ain't as easy as I make it look.

I'm just a random guy who wants to read good fanfics. If you want to know anything about me, (I doubt any of you do, but you never know) just ask me

I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.

It took me 10 years to find answers to something… I forgot about it in 2 seconds. That’s about it

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

Just a dude writing fanfiction and his sister doing all the editing

What fun is there in making sense? -Discord, Lord Of Chaos.

I’m a guy that enjoys writing stories about ponies and usually super-powered humans, and the occasional strange story. Nuff said.

I am a memebr of the Guardians of Equestria fleet on Star Trek Online

Nope

Thank you, for reading my stories and everything! I really appreciate it!

Deep into that dorkness peering...

♦Gone fishin'♦

English geek, yep, that's me. I just want to spead joy with my stories and make people smileand I'm only just realising how cheesy this sounds. Meh.

Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

I am the lucid dream

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

I am but a soldier of the pen, with the grace of a dragon. . .unraveling fiction, one story at a time.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

I write the countless and troublesome story worlds that I see in my mind for you're enjoyment, mostly to just make them stop! GTFO out if my brain and onto the site! *SMACK*

Always ready for a good laugh or a good massacre, it depends. I have become MORE I've become a DORITO!

Making a game, writing a book, doing a screenplay, writing a fanfic, nothing is beneath this pleb!

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Welcome to my page. If you wanna send fan art my way then send it via private message on here, thank you for following here and my Youtube channel. And I'll see you all in the next story or video.

A polite gun owner. Just don't tread on me.

Hi, I'm just a dude who likes ponies, horror, comedy, and video games.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Hello or aloha! I’m SplashSurfer216, I’m born with Asperger’s syndrome, and am just a guy with big ambitions and writing happens to be one of them!

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I am not drunk enough for this right now...

I write clopfics and clopfic accessories. Nothing else, really.

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Don't worry you can trust me, But don't say i didn't warn you.

Cum

I enjoy MLP, and Spike is my favorite character

"Something random a day keeps the boring away." - Teyeson Bee

A Pole by birth, a Lawgiver by trade and a Trickster by choice. Altogether a most friendly, sociopathic madman. At your service...

Just a casual reader and occasional writer. I know I make mistakes and I'll try my best to prevent them, but I write mostly to relax or just pass the time. Also English isn't my native language.