A lot has happened, and I mean A LOT. But... I'm slowly coming back. May need help with that.

Digging it deeper. Always deeper.

Raging inhibitionist.

Trees, birds, bees.

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Wanted to start writing stuff about ponies and fiction!

Hi i'm going to make some stories here.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

Death God

Being a Wolf Psychologist surrounded by Pony kind can be quite the learning experience...

Professor of Antiquities at Pallomare University and a consulting editor at Polo House, Inc. Publishing. (Semi-retired). Occasionally goes by the pen name 'Dragontrapper'

Well, this a fan of MLP who has just started to watch the show. And I like what I see!

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

(Insert witty comment here)

I internally scream what the Buck at least twenty times a day.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Commission Status: FULL

Greetings all and welcome to my page. I tend to write stories of a darker nature though I enjoy reading a wide range of stories. I hope you find something of interest here, have a good day.

I write what makes me happy. Hope it makes you happy as well!

A former brony musician that is also a writer. I write with my friends on funny, sad, happy, romance stories. Enjoy

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Some people are morning birds, other people are night owls. Me? I'm some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

If it was going to be perfect, I wouldn't be in charge.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Very divisible.

Me and my horse porn never existed.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

Six years on this account? And they say you can't feel old.

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Dumb gay retired writer. Used to run Neighvada Nights and BronyCon panels or something.