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I also happen to fight these freaky thangs single-handedly, so y'know.
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These soulless and unholy, vile abominations fight back *shudders uncontrollably* . . . I've died a few times. Ye spiders, I curse thee and thy wicked ancestors. You'll wish you'd died in The Flood. Plus, now I vacuum since we lost some students (not to the spiders, although I ponder it) . . . I wonder who has taken up my golden broom to fend off the hordes of evil and death. I pray it be some valiant knight in shining armour with the courage of ten thousand dragonborns. . . But considered we only have immature junior highers, I highly doubt it.
Lol.
Thanks!
~Melly~

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